THE DEVIL'S PIES - Synopsis by Rolfe Kanefsky

LOGLINE

When MARY and MUFFY decide to pledge the hottest sorority on campus, they have no idea they would be chosen…to become virgin sacrifices to a demonic creature that the Phi's worship in exchange for their continual success, power and beauty! Luckily, ignorance is bliss because MARY and MUFFY are the most clueless blondes in the world, accidentally foiling the sorority girls' plans at every turn until the hilarious showdown with Satan himself in this sexy, splatter comedy of incredibly dumb proportions!

SYNOPSIS

SISTER SARAH is having visions of a sexual and bloody attack on the girls of Adelphia Pie, the most popular sorority on campus. Sarah shows up to warn the co-eds during their pledge week. As she investigates the basement, a horrible DEMONIC CREATURE appears and devours her while the initiation process continues upstairs.

MUFFY McDUFFY, a cute but incredibly dumb blonde arrives to pledge at the same time MARY WHITE, another blonde lacking in the brains department, shows up delivering a pizza. BELINDA, the head of the sorority, surprisingly embraces these two brainless girls upon discovering that both are still virgins.

It is soon revealed that BELINDA, MATILDA, LUCY, ANDREA and the other sorority girls know all about the demon in their basement. In fact, they worship him in exchange for wealth, beauty, and power. But now their satanic Master needs virgin sacrifices and MARY and MUFFY fit the bill.

The task seems simple enough. BELINDA must corrupt these girls' souls while keeping their virginity intact. But that is easier said than done as they find out that MUFFY and MARY don't care about money, beauty, or power. They just want to get laid!

Now BELINDA and the others must protect MUFFY and MARY from their own desires in order to keep their bodies pure for their Master. They conjure an invisible demonic minion to watch over the girls and make sure they don't get into trouble. Voodoo dolls are employed to some hilarious results. MUFFY contacts FANNY, the lesbian spirit guide from her Ouija board, for assistance. But as spells continually backfire and sexual high jinx run wild, blood flies and bodies pile up in the craziest supernatural comedy/horror flick to ever hit a college campus!

THE DEVIL'S PIES- “When these girls raise hell…there's the Devil to pay!”